Saint Sushi Bar Montreal – Restaurant Review
You might be saying to yourself, “why should I trust this review”? Well… I am FAT as FUCK and I love my food! Saint Sushi Bar Montreal is located on Duluth and St Denis, and is some of the best sushi in this glorious city.
A few months ago I had asked my uncle Billy Waxman where I should be heading for some delicious sushi, and he said that I NEED to go and try Saint Sushi. Who knew, the guy was FUCKING right.
This place is somewhat of a “hole in the wall”, but the owner takes great pride in what he’s got. Apparently, when he first got the place, he would YouTube how to install floors and other shit like that. However, you can really taste the passion that has been dished out to get this place going in the right direction.
I would say that within the past few months, Saint Sushi’s clientele has grown quite a bit. This is the power of JEWS and their big mouths, not just for eating, but for talking! JEWs take news to a whole new level when it comes to food. It’s like fucking catnip for small little kittens, only with hangry JEWS, waiting to criticize another restaurant.
One of the hardest things to do when running a successful business is turning down clients, and because of it’s current popularity these days, the wait for a table can take some time, and the service could be a little slow. This doesn’t at all take away from the fact that the sushi comes out quick, and is the most mouthgasmic thing to hit your lips.
Whenever someone asks me for a restaurant recommendation, I always send them to Saint Sushi.
I gave Saint Sushi Bar an 8.3/10, simply because there are always things to improve in life, unless you are Corey Laxer of course. None the less, if you are looking to go on a cheap date that offers you delicious food, and an invite back to your dates apartment, then Saint Sushi Bar Montreal is the place for you. If your a lucky guy, you might even get a tit grab. But if your a lucky girl, you might even get a penis touch?
To complete you dinner walk on over to Les Givrés on St Denis for AMAZING ice cream and pastries (5 min walk). Click the link below for The FAT Guy’s review and photos.
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