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Funny Weight Loss Journey | How To Sneeze

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One things for sure, I look damn good at sneezing. Well… Let me get back to my funny weight loss story that kept me busy the last time I was unemployed.

Here is a little information to anybody who hasn’t yet experienced My Fat Guy Problems in the past. On this blog site my name is The FAT Guy. I started this website in order to gain support for my weight loss journey. My family has been BLESSED with being mildly obese, and on top of that, there’s a solid amount of diabetes. I am fortunate enough to not have been diagnosed, but at the pace I was at, I probably wasn’t to far away.

Now let’s make you laugh.

Not that FAT people are more prone to farting or even shitting themselves, but we as people just assume that they’re better at it because they eat like shit. Although, most of us just assume that they eat like shit, and don’t even think that they might be FAT due to genetics. The truth is, I am the Lebron James of all poop things. I also believe that god programmed FAT people to be a little gassier than others. Skinny people deal with constipation, and FAT people deal with diarrhea.

So Where Does This Leave Us?

Apples, oranges, and plums are all fruits but with such different tastes and textures. When dealing with humans we have FAT, skinny, black, white, and all other sorts of special characters. But at the end of the day, fruits get old, moldy, and die no matter what kind it is, and so do humans. I fart, you fart, boys poop, and so do girls. We all eat food, and it always comes out in the same form, poop.

↓↓↓Until next time, Check out my blog post about Tight Bathroom Stalls↓↓↓

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I've been fat my whole life, other than a quick year when I lost almost 100 pounds. Now I've gained it back, and more, to become the fattest I've ever been. 305 pounds. Now I'm hoping to lose weight and go from fat to fit on the internet.

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