Just so we are all clear, I did not get my brother to have sex with me, and there was none of that. However, I am sorry to say but someone out there in this world did try out this method. For the guy or guys that are into that shit, I am curious to know if it works, and also I am pretty confident you need HELP.

I never thought I would see the day where MyFatGuyProbs.com would be found by سكس صبي مع رجل سمين. Thank god for google translate and it’s language detector because I had no FUCKING clue what language this was and what it meant. Turns out that language is Arabic, it means “Sex boy with a beefy man”. I can assure you that this beefy man did not touch any little boys. However who knows what goes on in Arabicland.

Everyday I receive a list of what people search for and everyday I am some what shocked. Today’s Search Engine Term is “FAT Guy with a Dildo”. Now, I may be FAT but I have never used a dildo and never plan on it. The reason why this particular search came about was because of an old post where I mentioned a dildo fitting into a virgin ASSHOLE. Check out the old post by CLICKING HERE

Back in the day Justin Timberlake had cornrows, but he was considered to be PHAT, not FAT. Now he is just a guy who used to make music. I, on the other hand am just a normal, well, not normal, FAT Guy. Everyday people search shit on the internet, and I hope to be seen as The FAT Guy that is everywhere. People need to know the story of The FAT Guy, and if it means people finding me through “FAT Faces with Cornrows” then so be it. Here is the Link that they found with that search term. CLICK HERE.

Well, todays Search Engine Term is “Cute Little Pussy”. Now this must have something to do with my post from June 3, 2012, called, “Cute Little Pussy”. If you don’t remember the post, I will put the link at the end of this post. I just want to touch up on Cute Little Pussy. We can look at this in many ways. Firstly, a Cute Little Pussy with tiny little whiskers, a cute button nose, and tiny little paws, Secondly, a Cute Little Pussy or VAGNIA on a nice lady girl. Turns out that when you search on Google, “Cute Little Pussy” the video that I posted on YouTube of a nice little pussy, licking her pussy, comes in on page one number 6. Try it out Google Cute Little Pussy and find my video, it is very funny. For everyones knowledge, I HATE the pussy with whiskers, but Dr Evil’s is pretty chill, nice and bald.